unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

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neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

Lmao!!

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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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